Kirai: "There's no such thing as good and evil."
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The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

NAPOLEON: "Open Channel D."
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ILLYA: "It's a handicap isn't it? Being so obviously American?"
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NAPOLEON: "People who straddle both sides of the street end up sitting in the middle."
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NAPOLEON [on intercom]: "Illya, we have a situation here that needs your special talents. Are you free?"
ILLYA [on intercom]: "No man is free who works for a living. But, I'm available."
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NAPOLEON: "Anything new?"
ILLYA: "Not much. A revolution in the Orient, a multi-million dollar train robbery in England, five kidnapped scientists and a plot to melt the polar ice caps."
NAPOLEON: "Good. I think I'll take the afternoon off."
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The Sentinel

JOEL: "So, how are your... roommates getting along?"
JIM: "Don't ask. He makes all these weird noises, he eats stuff I can't even look at, I mean, he smells funny... all he ever does is watch TV all day... It's driving me crazy! The monkey's OK, though."
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BLAIR: "Don't you think we should have a secret password or something?"
JIM: "Why don't you say 'who is it?' and I'll say 'Ellison'. And then you open the door."
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JIM: "Let's get some pizza."
BLAIR: "Hire death? No way man."
JIM: "All right. How about Mexican?"
BLAIR: "Why don't you just shoot the lard straight into your veins? Come on."
JIM: "Hey Sandburg, have you noticed the sudden drop off in the amount of people that'll eat with you?"
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JIM: "Number one, you're not a cop, you're a civilian observer. Number two, you're personally involved."
BLAIR: "When did that stop you?"
JIM: "Hmmm, this is not about me."
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JIM: "You're telling me we're lost?"
BLAIR: "No, no, no, we're not lost. We're just forty miles in the wrong direction, that's all!"
JIM: "Oh, just forty miles, well, you were supposed to be navigating here, Chief!"
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JIM: "'69 was a very good year for me."
BLAIR: "Yeah. I was born."
JIM: "Except for that."
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BLAIR: "When flying was flying; wind in your hair, heart in your throat..."
JIM: "... bugs in your teeth."
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JIM: "I don't really get modern art. Maybe you do, but this just looks like a big white square to me."
BLAIR: "It is a big white square, Jim. It's a blank canvas."
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BLAIR: "Turn east on western."
JIM: "You sure it's not west on eastern?"

_{Favourite Quotes from}
The Professionals

BODIE: "I believe in *me*. Because I was born tall, dark and beautiful... and engagingly modest, of course!"
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DOYLE: "Hold your breathe, Sunshine."
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COWLEY: "Nothing is personal, Doyle. When you joined CI5, I made that perfectly clear. The department owns you -- I own you! I can sell your body to science if I want -- while it's still alive."
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COWLEY: Bodie. Doyle. Hold on a moment. World Chemical Products. Man just fell out of a seventh-storey window.
DOYLE: That's police business.
COWLEY: He jumped.
BODIE: That's his business.
COWLEY: Somebody had slipped him a drug. Him and half the staff there.
DOYLE and BODIE: That's drug squad business.
COWLEY: What are you two, some kind of music-hall act?
BODIE: Whatever we are, you made us.
DOYLE: Tadaa!
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COWLEY: There's something waiting for us in a telephone box.
MINISTER: I don't like the sound of that 'something'.
BODIE: Half an ear, perhaps?!
COWLEY [as Doyle cracks up]: There are times, Bodie, when I find your ribaldry quite distasteful!